The Audrey Cooper House

My Lover Doesn't Like Me So Much

She scoffed at my Van Gogh

She says, “A mind’s not made aloft

By weighty gold neck chains

Or opulent displays

And why’d he cut off his ear anyway?”

She tumbled out my car

She says, “I’m not going very far

A taxi cab’d be good

Or a night walk in the woods.”

The morning next, I saw the code

I could never pick up that

God made me so blasted baroque

The morning next, I grabbed my coat

I could never wear that kind of hat

But I guess I can say that I never artichoked

(I wish I was upon your star)

Spoken all sad but I woke up glad

Took my medicine in a syrup cap

Made it out the dorm in my fresh new flats

Then I danced, then I danced

Found a new tin on the schoons again

Way to go girl, that’s a rin-tin-tin

Bounded up the stairs in the ratta-tat-tat

Then I danced

Then I danced.

She scoffed at my new shoes

She says, “I won’t be wrapped up now

In your moody blues,”

She stuck her tongue out at the door

I dumped sixty milligrams and not a penny more

Of what I had in store

She mumbled in my bed

Something about marrying me, something strange inside her head

I don’t think we’ll make it that far

Yesteryear is gearing up, and I’ll know where we are

(I wish I was upon your star)